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BajwaTron

Khurram

Hardest working underachiever in the game. Graphic Design | Print-Making | Music | Hockey

Chicago, IL

Joined on 26 September, 2011

http://khurrambajwa.com

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Replying to @XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: I packed my lunch box.

Me: With food?

5: *starts over*

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5-year-old: I packed my lunch box.

Me: With food?

5: *starts over*

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Powered on my old #N64 this weekend and had some buddies over to multiplayer the shit out of some classic games. I’m sad to report, however, that #Starfox64 does NOT hold up to the rest of time!

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Replying to @anthonyzych: #pucktober no. 6

#NJDevils vs. #FlyOrDie

What's a rivalry game like this without a little fire and brimstone? 🤷🏻‍♂️🔥

Fo…

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#pucktober no. 6

#NJDevils vs. #FlyOrDie

What's a rivalry game like this without a little fire and brimstone? 🤷🏻‍♂️🔥

Follow along with the full project on #Behance 👇🏻


#NJDvsPHI #WNH #WeAreTheOnes #Inktober #Inktober2019 #NHL #smsports

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Replying to @2tonbug: I want a Joker type movie, but about the fucked-up circumstances that led that guy to become Mr. Bean

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I want a Joker type movie, but about the fucked-up circumstances that led that guy to become Mr. Bean

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Replying to @StephenAtHome: Trump said he's 'obliterated' Turkey before, and I believe him. He's a dangerous man at a Thanksgiving buffet.

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Trump said he's 'obliterated' Turkey before, and I believe him. He's a dangerous man at a Thanksgiving buffet.

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Replying to @AndyRichter: I’m guessing it’s too small

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Quoted @BoingBoing

Woman explains why she hates living in her tiny house

I’m guessing it’s too small

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Quoted @BuffaloSabres

Let’s talk about how great these jerseys looked last night😍

View more photos from our win:

I didn’t think it was possible to outdo a classic but somehow the #Sabres did it. These New 50th anniversary jerseys are straight up 🔥

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Was out of town for a few days and came home to find that my wife and daughter had transformed our place into my studio apartment from grad school. It’s nice to know that I’m the glue that seemingly holds the operation together.

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Replying to @amonksy_: With the joker movie opening up a dialogue on mental illness I would just like to point out that mentally ill people are FAR…

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With the joker movie opening up a dialogue on mental illness I would just like to point out that mentally ill people are FAR more likely to be victims of violence than they are to be perpetrators of violence. Let’s stop acting like having a mental illness makes you a monster PLZ

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It’s a #TribeCalledQuest kinda day.

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Kamala Khan will be a main character in the 'Marvel's Avengers' game

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Replying to @WhitneyCummings: if the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.

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Dear #hawks fans,
Kindly suck it. Sincerely, #FlyersNation

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It’s a tough thing to reconcile the feeling that the place where you grew up no longer feels like home. #Nomad #WhereIsHome

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if the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.

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Ahhh the #TSA, ruining your day since whenever. #FlyingWhileBrown comes with special privileges, ya’ll. How many of you can say that you’ve had to go to three different security checkpoints and gotten a pat down for no reason so far this morning?

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The universe to me this morning: “oh what’s that? You’re all ret to jet, lookin fresh to death? Please allow me have you spill coffee all over yourself on your way out the door. Have a good day, bud!” Fml

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Late night snack attack... #ChocolateToastCrunch ftw

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“You f*ck with the tikka, you get the masala” is something that I’d like to say to a person just once in my life

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Ordered a pizza from @dominos almost 2 hours ago and it still hasn't arrived. #MuslimsReportStuff

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