Captain America ( @BeardCapForever ) Twitter Profile

BeardCapForever

Captain America

Reasonably certain I’m the fifth-best Captain America on Twitter. I once made PJ O’Rourke laugh. #LFGM

America

Joined on 9 November, 2016

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Replying to @CaslerNoel: The truth about Trump is everyone laughs at him behind his back, even his kids, Mark Burnett would often roll his eyes when…

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Replying to @TheRickWilson: My new piece for @RollingStone is attracting some *spectacular* hate mail and whining from the Trump crowd.

I present "…

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My new piece for @RollingStone is attracting some *spectacular* hate mail and whining from the Trump crowd.

I present "The Traitors Among Us" for your reading pleasure.

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The truth about Trump is everyone laughs at him behind his back, even his kids, Mark Burnett would often roll his eyes when Don walked onto set and Ivanka & Jared often shared a laugh about his inability to read. He was a joke long before NATO. @realDonaldTrump

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Quoted @realDonaldTrump

She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

Replying to @davidfrum: FLOTUS instructs Americans not to mock minor children

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Replying to @pattonoswalt: Our alpha male “fuck your feelings” Big Strong Guy President canceled his NATO press conference ‘cuz other people made fu…

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#FunDangerIncludes telling your lover to use more teeth.

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#FunDangerIncludes getting English muffins out of the toaster with a fork.

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Quoted @FLOTUS

A minor child deserves privacy and should be kept out of politics. Pamela Karlan, you should be ashamed of your very angry and obviously biased public pandering, and using a child to do it.

Replying to @atrupar: Your husband publicly mocked a 16-year-old girl two months ago

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Replying to @neal_katyal: Wow. I just watched Republicans lie about my book in the impeachment hrng. Compare what they said my book said w/what I ac…

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Quoted @007

"Bond… James Bond” – The first trailer for #NoTimeToDie is here! In cinemas April 2020 #Bond25 #BondJamesBond

Blofeld’s back!

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Replying to @acecoId: @Ken_Rosenthal Wrong Cohen. Gary Cohen should own the Mets

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Your husband publicly mocked a 16-year-old girl two months ago

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FLOTUS instructs Americans not to mock minor children

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Quoted @thedailybeast

Trump canceled his NATO press conference after video showed the Canadian prime minister laughing about him with other world leaders at Buckingham Palace.

Our alpha male “fuck your feelings” Big Strong Guy President canceled his NATO press conference ‘cuz other people made fun of him and he was sad so he’s gonna go home #MAGA

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@Ken_Rosenthal Wrong Cohen. Gary Cohen should own the Mets

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Wow. I just watched Republicans lie about my book in the impeachment hrng. Compare what they said my book said w/what I actually said. They’re trying to distract from their cowardice re a lawless president who tried to cheat to win reelection. They omitted the yellow highlighted

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Because Tony the Tiger sang his theme song. #ReasonsTheGrinchIsAwesome

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Quoted @4LoveofStarTrek

🖖🏼 @StarTrek fans, name your:
Favorite Series: Voyager
Favorite Episode: Message in a Bottle
Favorite Character: EMH
Favorite Alien Race: Klingons
Favorite Vessel: Delta Flyer
Favorite Trek Tech: Holodeck
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Favorite Series: TOS
Favorite Episode: The Doomsday Machine
Favorite Character: Kairrrrrrrk!
Favorite Alien Race: The Vulcans
Favorite Vessel: Borg Cube
Favorite Trek Tech: Replicators

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Replying to @StevenBeschloss: Republicans have chosen to be the party that abandoned America, abandoned its democratic values & principles to stand…

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Quoted @_BlindGuerrilla

@ShannyGasm Those of us who choose not to vaccinate are far healthier than the rest of you who do. #Facts

Replying to @ShannyGasm: This is the kind of mistaken, misinformed attitude that kills people. FFS!

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This is the kind of mistaken, misinformed attitude that kills people. FFS!

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Republicans have chosen to be the party that abandoned America, abandoned its democratic values & principles to stand by & protect Trump. They have chosen the interests of Russia over America. By ignoring or backing Trump’s corruption & criminality, they’re destroying the GOP.

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Quoted @NightlyPolitics

Trump Didn't Want Son Don Jr. to Date Kimberly Guilfoyle Because He Wanted to Date Her Himself

Donnie wants to “date” Kim.

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Anxious insomniac troublemaker. #MyMentalHealthIn3Words

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Quoted @Forbes

DC Films still doesn’t know what to do with Superman, the studio reportedly is unsure how to make the character “relevant to modern audiences”

Replying to @Silent0siris: Boy howdy if there’s a super hero that’s difficult to make relevant today it’s...

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... an alien in Americ…

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Boy howdy if there’s a super hero that’s difficult to make relevant today it’s...

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... an alien in America who believes in the good of all people and stands up for what’s right even in the face of hyperrich CEOs and a government actively hunting him

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Replying to @BeardCapForever: “Igor protect master from the townspeople!”

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“Igor protect master from the townspeople!”

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