Bluer Than Average Bird ☘️ ( @BluebirdDrunken ) Twitter Profile

BluebirdDrunken

Bluer Than Average Bird ☘️

Just a bird who’s embarrassed by how gullible & stupid, or selfish & greedy our citizenry is that Trump is POTUS. Feeder of Izzy the Dog.🇮🇪🇳🇴🇺🇸🌎 #CLE🍸

Plum City, USA

Joined on 22 May, 2018

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Most of us never stopped...

North Korea threatens to resume calling President Trump a 'dotard'

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Replying to @Tamavista: Did you expect an entitled spoiled brat who lied and cheated his way through life would transform into a beacon of decency a…

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Did you expect an entitled spoiled brat who lied and cheated his way through life would transform into a beacon of decency and wisdom as President? You were tricked by a lifelong con artist. Stand up, admit it & save this country.

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He should have stayed home and “created a documentary” on the perils of not brushing one’s teeth.

Rudy Giuliani is in Ukraine to create documentary on debunking the Trump impeachment hearings

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Quoted @kylegriffin1

Senate GOPers voted to confirm Sarah Pitlyk to a lifetime federal court seat, despite her extreme views on fertility treatments and unanimous 'not qualified' ABA rating. Every Republican present but Collins voted for Pitlyk. Every Dem present opposed her.

America Bar Association says she is “Not Qualified”.

What more needs to be said about the motherwhoring collection of idiotic assholery that is the @GOP ?

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Today, in “I Don’t Wanna Be a C*nt, But I Just Can’t Help Myself”...

George Zimmerman files $100-million suit against Trayvon Martin's family and others

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Quoted @TheTodayShow

DO YOU KNOW THIS SAUSAGE DOG? Wilbur was found surrounded by fire in Termeil. He is safe but has been separated from his family! #9Today

Wilbur the Sausage Dog > Wilbur Ross. Bigly.

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Sarah Huckabee grew up with a still, and her drunken replacement keeps a still in the console of her car.

Weird.

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Replying to @pebbles_9010: . @mattgaetz guess what? No matter how much money anyone gave to Obama, Hillary, or your mom on a street corner, it won’…

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Replying to @Ironyrulesall: @BluebirdDrunken It'll NEVER work..
Who needs a 100 proof douche?

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@BluebirdDrunken It'll NEVER work..
Who needs a 100 proof douche?

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Summer’s Eve and Massengill are gonna have quite a sponsorship battle over Matt Gaetz.

#Douchebag

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Replying to @NYDivaGirl: Melanoma clutching her pearls over Baron/Barron but thousands of kids in cages are ok. Give me a fucking break. #barron

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Melanoma clutching her pearls over Baron/Barron but thousands of kids in cages are ok. Give me a fucking break. #barron

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So how fucking stupid and not witty is this goofy Reschenthaler fuckhead?

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Quoted @zaksmom51

@VeraGorman I hate republicans.

To exponential infinity

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. @mattgaetz guess what? No matter how much money anyone gave to Obama, Hillary, or your mom on a street corner, it won’t change the FACT that Trump is GUILTY.

Drink that in son.

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Quoted @TomFitton

BREAKING: House Democrats somehow obtain @RudyGiuliani phone records in a remarkable abuse of @RealDonaldTrump's constitutional rights.

Replying to @ExGOPer: The head of "Judicial Watch" knows less about the law than my cat.

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The head of "Judicial Watch" knows less about the law than my cat.

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Replying to @TheRickWilson: I guess Devin Nunes was too busy suing imaginary cows to mention to the committee but he was having late night "Love you…

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Greetings Twitterati!

If there’s anything to karma, Trump’s neck cracking on the gallows will be louder than the “shot heard ‘round the world”.

That is all...carry on.

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I guess Devin Nunes was too busy suing imaginary cows to mention to the committee but he was having late night "Love you! Love you more! You hang up first. No you hang up first" calls with Lev Fucking Parnas.

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Replying to @Woofield69: @Acosta Miss Clairol is having a “nasty” hair day!

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@Acosta Miss Clairol is having a “nasty” hair day!

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Replying to @ChipHinkleman: @BluebirdDrunken Huck is not a feral hog.

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@BluebirdDrunken Huck is not a feral hog.

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Mitch McConnell is so fucking awful, if he got cancer, he could serve as his own chemotherapy.

#SenatorMcConnell

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