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Why Should I

just an ol' broad & her Pitbull sitting right where the couch is located.

just here for fun hashtags; keep your personal politics secret.

Houston, TX

Joined on 11 April, 2018

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#WouldBringMeToTears

my souffle fell, just like my expectations

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#WouldBringMeToTears

buy everyone's Christmas gift from $1.00 Store, only to find out everyone already owned one.

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#ILikeItBetterWhen

my hair has a great day, even when my attitude doesn't.

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#ILikeItBetterWhen

the pot at the end of the rainbow is my toilet.

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#ILikeItBetterWhen

I'm dating a Handyman instead of a Lawyer.

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#ILikeItBetterWhen

I get a stiff Irish Coffee instead of Starbucks anything.

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#ILikeItBetterWhen

Yogi Bear refers to his girlfriend as "Boo Boo."

How do you know?

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#ILikeItBetterWhen

Mighty Mouse "comes to save the day!"

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#ILikeItBetterWhen

the pizza comes with that white plastic little table in the middle

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#ILikeItBetterWhen

i have the perfect alcohol level to win all pool games.
not drunk enough, can't calculate angles,
too drunk & I'm hitting balls, flying off the table.

The Pool Shark Sweet Spot

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#ILikeItBetterWhen

the whites of my eggs are cooked but the yolks are still runny, & the buttered toast is still warm.

it's all very scientific

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#ILikeItBetterWhen

I get the hamburger that didn't hit the floor first.

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#ILikeItBetterWhen

I choose Rock, you choose Scissors, & I win by smashing your scissors, your fingers & hand & your self-confidence.

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#TheTwitterGodsSmile

they know nobody ever reads the legal clauses.

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#TheTwitterGodsSmile

NOT Black Friday.
NOT Cyber Monday.
Yes, Regretful Tuesday & Return Thursday.

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#TheTwitterGodsSmile

everytime a demon gets his barbed tail.
& I smile whenever that tail gets stuck inside my front door keyhole.

"Hello, electric toaster. "

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#TheTwitterGodsSmile

when my dog sees a cute dog video & starts humping all the phone chargers

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#TheTwitterGodsSmile

everytime my cellmate gets on Twitter & begs for Raman noodles.

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@RickWrightNow @mbrady505 None of the above. You can't legalize or outlaw people's feelings & thoughts. If we could, no one would be in jail.

2017 = 47,173 recorded suicides.
Start there.

These shooters want to commit suicide.
Suicide plus.

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