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CMRussellMT

CMRussellMT

Joined on 31 July, 2016

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#Music. Music can provoke emotion. The kind that raises the hairs on your neck, makes you weep, or makes you emulates pride. @bearmccreary absolutely nailed it with the music in the @Outlander_STARZ #OutlanderS5 priemier.

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My amazing husband just gifted me the #Starz app for #ValentinesDay2020 after I was telling him about the surprise release of #OutlanderSeason5Premiere last night. #bestgiftever #Outlander #LoveLikeAFraiser #InNeedofanOutlanderFix #PatientlyWaitingforBook9

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"I need to put my gun on since we are in the big city. I might need to pop a cap." #ShitmyLEOsays #LEOfunnies #smallcountycopinthecity

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"My handcuffs are pulling down my pants." #ShitmyLEOsays #SheriffDeputy #LEOlife #LEO #LEOfunnies #ThinBlueLine

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46-8: " I have to go to 'I see dead people' school in December"
Wife: "..."
46-8: "Yeah it's really just a Coroner Conference."
Wife: "..."

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Deputy Russell and his own little 'crime fighting biscuit' (donut)!

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That dreaded switch from day shift to night shift :( #NightShiftProblems #ZombieMode #BlanketsOverTheWindows #TheStruggleIsReal #LEOLove

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"She's drooling so much it's like I'm being waterboarded over here!" #ShitmyLEOsays #LEOfunnies #LEOdad #SheriffDeputy #DicRussell

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"Babe, I blew the crotch of my pants out while I was at the school doing my SRO duties." #LEOfunnies #ShitmyLEOsays #SheriffDeputy #SRO

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"I got promoted to detective today. Now everyone at the office is putting 'Dic' in front of my name." #ShitmyLEOsays #SheriffDeputy #LEOlife

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"I like the way you were cutting the cake as you were practicing coming around the corner with your rifle!"
"You mean 'slice the pie'?"
#๐Ÿ˜‚

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"Why does your patrol car smell like donuts and hand sanitizer???" #mysterypocketgoo #SheriffDeputy #crimeffightingbiscuts #LEOfunnies #leo

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"I run purely on coffee, which is made up of hate and discontent." #LEOfunnies #ShitmyLEOsays #SheriffDeputy #LEOlife

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While watching #TheHobbit my LEO turns and says, " Burr, it's cold in here, there must be a Hobbit in the atmosphere!" #ShitmyLEOsays #LEO

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"I had to switch from my hip holster to my ankle once because the baby carrier was sitting on it." #LEOfunnies #ShitmyLEOsays #SheriffDeputy

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Today, as a baby gift, we received two packages of diapers and a box of bullets. #LEOfunnies #LEO #ThinBlueLine #SheriffDeputy #LEOlife

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"If it's wet, sticky and not yours, don't touch it!" #ShitmyLEOsays #LEOfunnies #LEO #ThinBlueLine #SheriffDeputy #ourLEOsarealsoEMTs

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"Babe, be careful, I left a grenade on the desk in my office." #LEOfunnies #LEO #ThinBlueLine #SheriffDeputy #itwasonlyasmokegrenade

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