Evan Vest ( @EvanVestIsReal ) Twitter Profile

EvanVestIsReal

Evan Vest

Comedian and writer for Savage Henry Independent Times, I also host segments on the Savage Henry Magazine Radio Program

Humboldt County

Joined on 26 March, 2015

https://savagehenrymagazineradioprogram.podbean.com/

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Me, in my underwear: My hero is @KenJennings because he's the greatest of all time and he's wicked smart

My mom: Maybe your hero should be someone with a job

Me, throwing food from the refrigerator out of the window: why did you make me do this?

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I'm So Happy You're My Girlfriends Boyfriend!
#RealisticValentinesDayCards

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Cutting Your Opponents Brakes #WinningIn4Words

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Replying to @MonicaLewinsky: i dreamt i dropped acid for the first time.
(note: i’ve never dropped acid in an awakened state/real life)
what could…

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i dreamt i dropped acid for the first time.
(note: i’ve never dropped acid in an awakened state/real life)
what could this mean?

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I've been trying to look at Twitter more to detach from the toxicity of Facebook but it's kinda like switching from doing crack to shooting heroin but than you wind up just smoking crack and heroin all day.

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"Ummmm, I think it's pretty self-explanatory...on a special night of the year, the Jellicle Cats hold a special Jellicle Ball to decide which Cat will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and be reborn into a new Jellicle life. What's so hard to understand about that?

Fuckin idiot.."

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sharing a smile over some good mustard

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Replying to @ConcernedMom69: im the shop steward at the dick sucking factory and tensions with management are running high. the guys on the floor pu…

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im the shop steward at the dick sucking factory and tensions with management are running high. the guys on the floor put in all the mouthwork and then management just comes along and slurps the load

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The Big Bird costume but it's just a human skeleton inside

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Getting a divorce seems a lot more fun then a normal break up

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I hate memes that make you learn stuff

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That Wal-Mart Country Kid fell off hella quick

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The turkey comes back to life and has sex with the cranberry sauce

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Turns out abscesses are not just tooth pimples!

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Sherwin Williams should make a vape juice

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Dis my pinned tweet

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