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evap

Aviation geek/Cat lover/Hockey fan (Go Flyers!)/Too-Much-TV-Watcher.
#RememberTheCant
#ScreamingFirehawks

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Joined on 16 June, 2014

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Replying to @JeffisTallguy: Gravy is meat lemonade

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Replying to @pigsarchive:

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Gravy is meat lemonade

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Quoted @DanielxXxGarcia

If you ask a white person "how's it going?" And they respond with "it's going" that roughly translates to "contemplating killing myself."

Can confirm because I actually did.

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Added to my résumé moments ago; falling down the basement stairs with only my right elbow and left ankle making contact with the ground and somehow landed on my feet.

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Perhaps....mayhaps...when a friend proudly showed me a picture of his cousin on her 25th birthday to show how far she'd come, my response shouldn't have been, "I'm gonna wife her up"

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Replying to @PHLFlyersNation: Key takeaways:

• Carsen Twarynski gets his first NHL goal

•Hart stopped 22-24

• Pitlick was all over the ice

• S…

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Key takeaways:

• Carsen Twarynski gets his first NHL goal

•Hart stopped 22-24

• Pitlick was all over the ice

• Special teams continues to impress (Flyers first team to score a PPG against Canucks)

See you for our next matchup against the Calgary Flames at 9 on Tuesday.

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Now reading "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep" by Philip K. Dick #PhilipKDick #ScienceFiction

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Replying to @AbrahamHanover: “In a world of deceit, violence, and corruption, the greatest danger... is love.” #Auberon #TheExpanse

https://t.co/sf…

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Replying to @JamesSACorey:

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Replying to @2Murphy8: The Flyers didn't just win that game, they completely dominated.

- 2/4 power play
- Perfect 5/5 penalty kill
- Great foreche…

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“In a world of deceit, violence, and corruption, the greatest danger... is love.” #Auberon #TheExpanse

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Quoted @hedderbox

PornHub but for squirrels

AcornHub

Pornhub but for ewes prior to lambing

Shornhub

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Just finished "Green" by Ted Dekker. The fourth and final book in the Circle Series.

Highly recommend.

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Replying to @JameyBaskow: "It was unbelievable. Especially with me and Hayes in the box there, we we’re pretty nervous. 5-on-3 for two minutes and h…

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"It was unbelievable. Especially with me and Hayes in the box there, we we’re pretty nervous. 5-on-3 for two minutes and he made some big saves, especially that one. It was 1-0 at that point, really a game changer there." -Sean Couturier on Hart's 5-on-3 glove save. #Flyers

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Replying to @davegisaac: #Flyers 5 takeaways: Special teams starting to look special again

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Replying to @BroadStBull: Nobody does it better than Louuuuuuu, who has been doing the public-address announcing longer than anyone currently in the…

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Replying to @BroadStBull: Carter Hart (21 years, 57 days), is the eighth goalie in NHL history 21 or younger to win each of his team’s first two gam…

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Replying to @JameyBaskow: TK:

"Simmonds is a competitor. He's a great friend. It's tough to see him over there. No chirping went on, just friendly…

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Quoted @NHLNetwork

"One of the best I've ever seen." - @KevinWeekes on Carter Hart's 2nd period save. 😱😱😱

#NHLTonight | @NHLFlyers

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#Flyers 5 takeaways: Special teams starting to look special again

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Quoted @NHLAdamK

Just said hello to Flyers PA announcer Lou Nolan. Now it feels like hockey season. Lou is the last original Flyers employee.

Nobody does it better than Louuuuuuu, who has been doing the public-address announcing longer than anyone currently in the NHL and deserves to be in the #Flyers’ HOF.

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Carter Hart (21 years, 57 days), is the eighth goalie in NHL history 21 or younger to win each of his team’s first two games of a season, per the NHL. None of those previous streaks extended to three contests. #Flyers

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TK:

"Simmonds is a competitor. He's a great friend. It's tough to see him over there. No chirping went on, just friendly talk (Smiling)." #Flyers

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The Flyers didn't just win that game, they completely dominated.

- 2/4 power play
- Perfect 5/5 penalty kill
- Great forecheck
- Solid defense
- Lots of speed
- Goaltending

That was probably the best game I've seen them play since like 2012

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Said it before & I'll say it again. My dream band would be a #JohnCougarMellencamp #ThePolice & #EltonJohn tribute called "Elton John Cougar Mellencop". #DreamBand

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