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MustBeTheMeds

Brian Smith

Comedian/Writer/Co-Host of @SmplyNonsense Podcast with @Emphoto21

Joined on 7 March, 2014

http://mustbethemeds.com/

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Replying to @BearsBarroom: Troy Aikman sounds like a dad who saw his daughter on PornHub

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Replying to @BRClarkBF: #UnlikelyElfOnTheShelfLocations
Has anyone said Uranus?
I bet someone did.
I guess I just said it

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#UnlikelyElfOnTheShelfLocations
Has anyone said Uranus?
I bet someone did.
I guess I just said it

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Does anyone want to buy this for me so I can prove @Emphoto21 wrong?

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Troy Aikman sounds like a dad who saw his daughter on PornHub

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#GoodThingsComeToThoseWho have a wife that can shoot pingpong balls out of her vagina.

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Quoted @AmbJohnBolton

NATO is the most important and most successful alliance in human history. Unity against aggression is the best way to ensure international peace and security.

Replying to @samtripoli: Go fuck yourself!

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#GoodThingsComeToThoseWho have a gun and loose morals.

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Replying to @Emphoto21: #GoodThingsComeToThoseWho drunk order from Sky Mall on a boring 3 hour flight.

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Replying to @fattydaddy02: Used to be bleached assholes. Now it’s tanned assholes. Pick a fuckin lane freaks.

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Go fuck yourself!

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#GoodThingsComeToThoseWho drunk order from Sky Mall on a boring 3 hour flight.

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Replying to @Emphoto21: #GoodThingsComeToThoseWho do bad things and bad things happen to good people all the time and this world is cold and unfair…

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#GoodThingsComeToThoseWho do bad things and bad things happen to good people all the time and this world is cold and unfair and this run on sentence is frustrating and Epstein didn't kill himself.

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Used to be bleached assholes. Now it’s tanned assholes. Pick a fuckin lane freaks.

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Quoted @tomsegura

Two words...No Mercy

.@tomsegura The only thing better than this is your Old People video. I quit comedy. There's no point. You already murdered the game. It's all over.

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Replying to @WeepingCheeto: I tried tanning my taint yesterday with a heat lamp, and now I’m no longer allowed in Old Country Buffet.

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Quoted @WeepingCheeto

I tried tanning my taint yesterday with a heat lamp, and now I’m no longer allowed in Old Country Buffet.

😅😂🤣😂🤣🤣

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Replying to @WeepingCheeto: @MustBeTheMeds If I had teeth that’s the way I’d clean them.

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@MustBeTheMeds If I had teeth that’s the way I’d clean them.

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So I just found out today that I might be the only one who cleans their teeth with cigarette filters?

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Replying to @SeanMODonnell1: #Hashtagging101Class
Sometimes it’s good to just sit back and watch a bit...before jumping in...🤔 https://t.co/4x2ftZEk…

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#Hashtagging101Class
Sometimes it’s good to just sit back and watch a bit...before jumping in...🤔

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Replying to @adrianmyreality: Well my son finally unblocked me and then asked if I’ll give him a shout out so he can get more followers. I told him…

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Well my son finally unblocked me and then asked if I’ll give him a shout out so he can get more followers. I told him definitely not, you go get your own followers by tweeting about blow jobs and pussy, just like your mama did, you millennial kiss ass.

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