#WriTweet Elmo!'s autobiography promises to be a best-seller, if he could only write it. His latest ghostwriter has leverage: he's also working with two of Elmo!'s exes, who are penning their own version of the superstar's exploits.
Last night's waiter was exceptionally professional and had good recommendations. Turns out he moved to LA from DC a few months ago. I told him he was too reliable and honest to survive in DC, and he said he'd been trying to get out for five years.