KJ 8urCake ( @leftybrain ) Twitter Profile

leftybrain

KJ 8urCake

♊️ Part-time tweeter, full-time workaholic. Engineer. I code, run, travel, ❤️baseball. Rockies & Mariners fan. Future alcoholic.

Colorado, USA

Joined on 25 June, 2016

  • 915 Tweets
  • 633 Followers
  • 1.1k Following

#IfIHadMoreGuidance I would have won your heart, instead of your spleen.

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Carefully crafted pun: 1 like.
“I hate pants”: 1500 likes.

You’re weird twitter.

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My Love will Drift You Up #BadWeatherTunes

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I did the air bike at the gym for an hour this morning. Mostly just blew stinky gym air around the place. Reminded me of you.

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Who drank all the vodka? How am I going to eat my cornflakes now!

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#TheTwitterGodsSmile when tweets rhyme!...uh...erstwhile.

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Today was such a shitty day. One of those where the future goes from clear to murky. Can’t get into twitter tonight, need sleep.

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The missing scrolls of Alexandria #WhatsHiddenInTheFinePrint

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#ItsNotTheHolidaysWithout broken dreams and crippling depression. lol.

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People talking behind my back seem to forget that I fart alot.

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I won’t share my cake with you right now but #WhenILikeYouIWill

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Stocking stuffer idea:

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Need a low-key name for your operation? Sad to say “Evil Corp” is already taken.

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trouble with the stealth thing #WhyImNotANinja

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When life gives you lemons, switch it up, who doesn’t like a couple nice melons.

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It’s one of those days - no matter where I am, I’d rather be somewhere else.

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Didn’t go to electoral college #TheReasonICouldntBePresident

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