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Simon Carter

40-ish,Vehicle Technician,LFC fan and Motor Racing nut (especially BSB,Motogp and 1980's Group B Rallying).Married,mortgage,kids........borderline alcoholic....


Joined on 21 September, 2011

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Quoted @itsgoneviraI

What I mean when I say I'm "going out for one drink" 🍺

Yep,only staying for one..............🍻🍻

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Replying to @itsgoneviraI: What I mean when I say I'm "going out for one drink" 🍺

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Quoted @idriveaclassic


A friend is getting married on June 6th. Her grandad built this car and it was sadly sold after he passed away and she’d love to have the car at her wedding as her wedding car.

I’d appreciate any help reuniting Holly with the car for her wedding!

Any TR6 experts know this car?.

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2013 BMW 1-Series today.Crap photos but I drained 20 odd litres of water out of the boot and under the rear seat.Another half inch or so and would have flooded the rear PDC unit......

Leaks around rear air vents,very common apparently...


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Quoted @CandSCmagazine

🀀🀀 Amazing $7.5m collection of Martini Lancias for sale: .

I’ll take the lot.......😍😍😍

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I’m going to book my car in for an engine management fault but I’m not going to put any fuel in it so you can’t road test it..........


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Quoted @BarnFindsUK

Ad - Fiat X19
Details on eBay here -->

'Barn Find'...........obviously a barn with a built in swimming pool.

Poor thing.😒

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Quoted @bgmotogp

Today would have been Marco Simoncelli's 33rd Birthday. Happy Birthday #SuperSic58, we will always remember you

I miss Marco.....😒


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Quoted @paddypower

Liverpool are in such a strong position in the league they are now intentionally scoring goals that will be ruled out by VAR so they can disprove the 'LiVARpool' theory.

ManchestVAR United/City
Wolverhampton WanderVARs
Aston VillVAR

Fits other teams too..........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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Quoted @LFC_Tonks

Match day!

Liverpool v Utd is always heated.
Enjoy the banter, take the piss, sing your songs. Scream, shout, boo and jeer the opponents...

But leave Hillsborough and Munich out of it. We're all better than that!


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Quoted @TheBishF1

Today would have been his 70th birthday. Remember him this way. #RIPGillesVilleneuve


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Quoted @fairycakes

11 years ago I worked in a HMV store and it still remains one of the most surreal employments I’ve ever had. Here are some of the highlights:

This is worth a few minutes of your time.......πŸ€“πŸ˜‚

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Quoted @MerielMyers

Clever ass!

Cheered me up anyway........ 😁😁

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Quoted @racingpreach

Anyone looking for some work ?
Need 8 people to work at a major event on the 30th & 31st of Feb.
8 hours per day,
Β£400 per day.
Β£800 for the 2 days.
Might be a late finish on some nights . Got transport to and from the event. You get your hotel paid.

Sign me up!.

Oh........hang on..........πŸ™ˆ

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Quoted @RexChapman

β€œOops. I missed my exit.”


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Quoted @auto_moto_pl

βž‘οΈπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ #Mercedes-Benz

πŸ”ΈS 500 Shooting Brake Zagato (C140) 1994


Where do I sign???.❀️❀️

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Quoted @Diecast_Club

The greatest sound in the world?

#F1 #Formula1 #Race #Spa

TV rarely shows the true speed of motor racing.

This is probably as close as you'll get........

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Quoted @DVSAEnforcement

3.5T #Van checked at #Yeading. Weighed 8230kg + a 2nd axle overload of 139.57% βš–οΈπŸ˜³

It took 4 vans to remove the weight, there were approximately 20 boxes left on the van & it was still over loaded! Just 8 boxes could be carried to be at the permitted weights!

3.5t van.................8.2 tons..............😲😲😲😲😲😲

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Quoted @RegionalBiasFM

Right where can I find an AX Evasion? @Citroen #Heuliez

Woah..........what the hell?........... @ChodSpot


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